Let off a cat

There are three ways to let off a cat:
1. Stop the car and open the door.
2. The cat scratches you, but you don't scratch back.
3. Tie a stick of TNT to its tail, take a match and... ;-)

Mad owls

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Quiz - Italian English Phrases

Italian English phrases Quiz for Italians wishing to perfect their unbearable English.
This quiz is not so easy as it's based on Foxlish and will test your knowledge of phrasal verbs and prepositions (and humour).

put again

Lui era infastidito da sua moglia.
Lui era messo fuori dalla vecchia borsa.
He was put out by the old bag.

put

Lui mise giù la sua vecchia borsa.
Lui disse una battuta con cattiveria a sua moglie.
Lui soppresse sua moglia.
Lui mise giù sua vecchia borsa.
He put down his old bag.

Mangia questo gatto prima che vada via.

Mangia questo gatto (fritto) prima che vada male.
Mangia questo gatto prima che salti in aria (boom!)

Eat this cat before it goes off.

stick out a tongue

Il gatto tirra fuori la sua lingua.
Il gatto ficca fuori sua lingua.
The cat sticks out his tongue.

Non deludemi quando mi metti giù.
Non lasciare mi giu quando tu lasciare mi giù.
Don't let me down when you let me down.

Italian bread comes in three densities:
1. high
2. don't drop it on your foot
3. look ! is that a black holeeeeeee......

Continuing to evolve, it boldly goes where no Spaghetti has ever gone before.